January 2012
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Jan 4th
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April 2011
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Apr 11th
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March 2011
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Rockstars that look like Actor Stars
The Following are some of my casting suggestions and movie titles if they ever happen to make bio-pics on the following famous bands. 1) I’m a Pepper you’re a Pepper : The Red Hot Chili Peppers Story. Will Ferell as  chili peppers drummer Chad Smith. Good Ferrel put his nuts on those drums in Step Brothers! 2)  Petty in Pink : The Tom Petty Movie John Heder as  Tom...
Mar 29th
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Celebrities I look like
Throughout my life many people have said that I have a similar look to some pretty famous faces. I though it would be fun to run down the list of the most common a 1) Adam Sandler: I’ve been getting this one since I was 9 , I always took it as a compliment  because He’s funny. I loved SNL and his early movies ,though I could have done without him making ” You don’t mess...
Mar 21st
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January 2011
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Jan 27th
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Florence and the Machine + Harry and the... →
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December 2010
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Help me get a job! - Love Greg →
Dec 2nd
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November 2010
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Golden Corral Rib Commercial Parody! →
Golden Corral  commercials are getting a bit racey
Nov 11th
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The New York City School of Performing Homeless!! →
Nov 2nd
October 2010
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New York Yankees+ Taco Bell = Food For Thought... →
Oct 27th
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Droid Incredible Overdub of the day →
Oct 21st
Fox announces mid season replacement for Running... →
Oct 17th
Movies Re-imagined with Diarrhea →
Oct 7th
Wonders of my World →
Oct 6th
July 2010
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WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO
Who would you rather do from the  hit 90’s TV show “SISTER/SISTER” Sister                                                OR Sister HMMMM this is a tough choice  The Correct Answer:  This Guy  ( Tim Reid)  Just look at that mustache !
Jul 16th
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June 2010
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The Search for the most punchable face in... →
Jun 28th
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May 2010
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To Kill a Mocking Beard
Pre-requiste to this blog entry 1) Knowledge of what a beard is 2) Knowledge of the band ” The Who” and also their song ” Pinball Wizard” 3) Knowledge of what a Helen Keller is. 4) In depth knowledge of the book ” A Brief History of Time” by Stephen Hawking” Do you meet the Requirements?  Yes?  Good then you may begin reading. Well after months of...
May 27th
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May 20th
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Album Covers That Scared The Shit Out Of Me As A...
When someone asks me ” Hey Greg, are you a music lover ?” I usually respond to them by saying something like “Guilty As charged!” with a tiny smile and a slight giggle afterwards for good measure. Now I know your asking yourself ” Greg , what’s your point?” My point is that that when I was a child there were a few CD covers here and there that just...
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April 2010
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Celebritra Obscura
Do you ever like something and just not know why? Yeah me too. When I was about 18 years old I realized that I legit have a love for every single one of Pauly Shore’s live action movies (“A Very Goofy Movie” Excluded on account of cartoonity.) I can’t fight it, I try to reason with myself and come to a conclusion of why I am perfectly content with his nonsensical movies,...
Apr 23rd
The Wonder Years Movie
These days everything is getting made into movies whether it be an old TV show like “The A-Team” or a childhood toy like “Stretch Armstrong”. Now I can just assume both of these movies are going to be terrible so  I decided it was time  to just go ahead and start projecting future re-make projects and who the cast will be in hopes that I will steer big time Hollywood...
Apr 19th
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Famous Bears Watching Cinema
Remember all of those famous bears of our youth? I recently wondered what movies they would watch if they were real. Below are my predictions. Teddy Ruxpin: Don’t let the cuddly exterior fool you. This bear likes when shit gets real. His favorite movie is Boyz in the Hood. Who would have thunk it? The Berenstain Bears: These bears are extremely family oriented. They are very strict and...
Apr 14th
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Famous Beards of the Cinema
Over the last few months I’ve found myself shedding my winter coat and growing what I can only describe as a  fierce spring beard. Often times when you first start growing a beard it’s hard to stick with it, your face feels itchy and  it’s hard to find a comfortable spot on the pillow at night when your going to bed, but if you stick with it and get through the first 14 days...
Apr 13th
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